Josh's Bio

Full Name: Joshua B. Kurkjian.

Nickname: Hey you behind the bushes.

Birthday: March 23.

Hobbies: Computers, baseball and video games.

Favorite Drink: Smirnoff - my sweet Russian princess.

Favorite Food: Chicken fingers.

Idol(s): Maddox, Ron Paul & Milton Friedman.

Instruments Played: Bass and Guitar.

Favorite and Influential Bands: Metallica, Ozzy, Chili Peppers, Maiden , Zeppelin, SRV.

Who You Want To Someday Meet: Jenna Jameson.

Equipment Used: Ernie Ball Musicman SUB 5 Bass (main), Fender jazz bass, Gallien Krueger 1001RB 540watt head, Gallien Krueger RBH 4x10 Cab, Boss Overdrive Bass FX, Boss Bass Synthesizer SB5, Dunlop picks.

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5 Favorite Albums:

RHCP - Blood Sugar Sex Magic

Metallica - Master of Puppets / Black Album

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom

Judas Priest - Painkiller

Dream Theater - Images and Words

Who Inspired You To Make the Music: Metallica & Flea. But Mostly Flea. Metallica was more inspirational economically. No, that was Gene Simmons. Flea's awesome too.

Favorite Movies: You Only Live Twice (Bond), Fatherland, Where Eagles Dare, Lord of War, Old School, Office Space.

Favorite TV Shows: Reno 911, Simpsons and Trailer Park Boys.

Favorite Sports: Baseball, Hockey, Golf.

Favorite Quote: ''I came here to be drugged, probed and exploited, not insulted!''

Give the Fans a Little Background Story: Since joining Final Stage my ego has expanded far beyond what any previous psychology literature has documented. Upon meeting me, you'll immediately note my impressive stature, stamina, calves, and ability to not only persuade you, but sell you a $75 membership to my cult. Hey ladies!